Satsumas are the Only Fruit [solo voice]

  • comic song for solo voice and piano

  • Duration 2' 10"

Words

by Brian Bilston

Availability

sheet music (PDF with permission to print or download) available from via this website: GBP 5.00

Text

Satsumas are the Only Fruit


Oh how I love to consume a satsuma!
A satsuma a day will create a good humour.

To get one I would fight a lion or a puma
or risk the revenge of wrathful Montezuma.

For the sweet taste of a single satsuma
I would listen to a two-hour-long concerto for solo tuba,
or learn the three major dialects of Yoruba,
or read the minutes of the 1906 Duma.

Oh how I love to consume a satsuma!
A satsuma a day will create a good humour.

The merest rumour of a buried satsuma
would make me turn fructo-archaeologist/exhumer.

Juicy-sweet segmental sensation!
Luscious litmus-testing, citrus-besting Christmas elation!

How I love to consume a satsuma!
How I'd love to resume: to dispel any gloom just make room to consume a satsuma.
Oh how I'd love a satsuma.

It is also easier to rhyme than orange.

 

Brian Bilston (adapted and extended)

used and altered by permission
words © Brian Bilston
music © Paul Ayres


for reference...

Satsumas are the Only Fruit [original poem]

O how I love to consume a satsuma!
A satsuma a day leads to good humour.

To obtain one I would fight a lion or puma
or risk the revenge of wrathful Montezuma.

For the sweet taste of just one satsuma
I would listen to a concerto of tuba,
learn the three major dialects of Yoruba,
read the minutes of the 1906 Duma.

The merest rumour of a buried satsuma
would see me turn fructo-archaeologist/exhumer.

Juicy-sweet segmental sensation!
Luscious litmus-testing, citrus-besting Christmas elation!
O how I love to consume a Satsuma!

It is also easier to rhyme than orange.